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Thursday, June 6, 2024

Humor

How to write an essay in one hour

AAAAAAAAAH   By AUDREY ZHANG – aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   We’ve all been there. You’re spending your time trying to enjoy college and get those Best Years of Your Life™...

Broke man spotted at the Silo Market

Aggies, stand on business   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   I was perusing the Silo market the other day during my gap between classes, starving and needing...

Gunrock yearns to be a tote girly at the FarMar

Somebody get Gunrock a tote and some lemonade   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   Day after day… week after week… year after year, Gunrock has repped and...

Why we should put a cow on the city council

Moo   By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   Remember Caligula? Roman Emperor Caligula? Tried to give his horse a seat in the senate Caligula? Well, if he spent...

Guy takes Gender Studies Class for the exact reason you’re thinking of

Somebody get me a free tampon   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   I just started my Introduction to Critical Gender Studies class and I like to sit...

Davis MoMA: Son of ‘X’

Original: “The Son of Man” by René Magritte   Drawn by: Nimra Farhan –– nfarhan@ucdavis.edu Disclaimer: (This cartoon is humor and/or satire, and its content is purely...

Here is what your New Year’s Resolutions should be

Are you really capable of the reflection required to implement lasting, valuable changes in your life? No, you aren’t, and that’s why I did...

Student pretends to be interested in professor’s personal life to avoid pop quiz

Not all heroes wear capes — sometimes they pretend to be interested in other people’s knitting projects   By AUDREY ZHANG —  aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   She’s almost done it....

Student summers abroad at the Silo Crepe Bistro

Summer at the silo has a nice ring to it   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu    Not so breaking news — two months ago, in the middle...

Where the UCD Majors would take you on a date

Hubba Hubba   By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu   Davis is often compared to Paris, mainly for how they share being the “City of Love.” Admit it, you...

Unitrans buses to be replaced with giant tandem bicycles

Put the pedal to the metal!   By AUDREY ZHANG — aurzhang@ucdavis.edu   UC Davis’ title as the biking capital of California is under threat. UC Berkeley recently...

Crystal girl may be expelled after bringing rose quartz into an exam

All that luck is going to mess with the curve   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   One week ago, a first-year undergraduate student was reported to the...

Aggie Math

I don’t check my bank account because I don’t need that toxicity   By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu   Girl Math, a comforting concept in this money-driven, neo-capitalistic...

The sexual tension between the G and J buses is unreal

Seriously, get a garage   By ALLISON KELEHER — adkeleher@ucdavis.edu   If you are a resident of North Davis, or have ever lived in North Davis, you have...

Massive upset at Davis Freshman Draft

The sports teams may not participate    BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu    The 2023 Freshman Draft, the 37th edition of the University of California, Davis’ annual draft,...