L’Chaim, bruh
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
Have you ever seen walls sweat? Smelled a B.O. cocktail of 100 people in a single basement? Stepped in...
Donations are accepted and also required
By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
A slice of Key Lime pie was left in the refrigerator by my lovely and...
Incoming freshmen are the future of America. Hoorah!
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
As this tumultuous school year comes to a close and we shed our...
Help, I’m being replaced
By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
When I heard that comedian and UC Davis alum Hasan Minhaj had been formally invited to speak...
“It reminds me of the weather back home,” Satan said
By OWEN RUDERMAN — opinion@theaggie.org
“Summer vacation destination” isn’t usually the first thing that comes to...
The event invites students to open their hearts, mind and wallets (but mostly their wallets)
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
If you came by the MU...
100% guaranteed. You can sue UCD if these don’t come true.
By ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
Aries: Your utilities will be about the same as last...
So the frat boys can frat better!
By CARMEL RAVIV— craviv@ucdavis.edu
After a superintendent meeting discussing the vitality of fraternities at UC Davis, Chancellor Gary May...
Yeah, pregnancy is a big deal. But what if I scrape my elbow?
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
What’s the worst thing that could happen as...
He keeps commenting on the “loaminess.” Is that even a thing?
By OWEN RUDERMAN — opinion@theaggie.org
Last night at my party, Brandon Flynn, a freshman in...
Not literally, just metaphysically
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
To be honest, I’ve been hitting the gym a lot lately and just PR’d on bench press...
Your choice reveals characteristics about you!
BY ANNABEL MARSHALL — almarshall@ucdavis.edu
Pick an option.
Option 1: Bleh. Boo! This is the worst one of these. Everyone agrees....
Bicycle <3
By CARMEL RAVIV — craviv@ucdavis.edu
Transportation via bicycle is extremely popular at UC Davis. Almost too popular, if you ask me. After years of...
